(from the album "Chickens Live") By Kevin "Wishy-Walshy" Magpoc
I have a talent, or so people say
I never found out until this one day
I live in mostly isolation
I wish that I had motivation
They say I'm weird, but I guess it's okay
I'm just watching my "Whose Line is it Anyway?"
Life's been okay, yeah, I guess...
My grade point average was just 3.5
Don't have a license, don't even drive
I have Doritos, buy them in packs
They make for very delicious snacks
I'm drawing comics, my fans, they are few
I don't believe when they tell me it's cool
So I get really nervous, go shaky in my voice
Don't wanna sing this, have I choice?
I fried my brain, I watch too t.v.
Everybody knows, too much (t.v.)
Now I just write these dumb song parodies
Life is okay, yeah, I guess
Don't go to parties or social events
I guess because I'm too socially tense
I stay inside and I really don't care
Just one of these days I might get some fresh air
They say I'm boring but I guess they're no fun
Everybody say, "that made...no sense"
I look like Woody Allen and Soon-yi's son
Life's been okay, yeah, I guess...
